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Butter Face! (But her face . . .)

0 Comments 19 March 2007


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Maybe you met them on-line, maybe they were wearing a hat when you saw them, whatever it is, like Mr. Potato Head, their face seems to have interchangeable parts. They somehow look different than the last time you saw them. Shorter hair maybe? Different glasses.. maybe somebody put their shoes where their nose is supposed to be…

So now what, every time you go to pick them up, it’s like playing craps. Anyway, you get the idea. They are shape shifters. And the worst part about it, is when they are laying on their back.

Have you ever been laying on top of your , looking down at them and the look different? Well, you’ve heard of Bed Head? SM calls this phenomenon, BED FACE.

When is there more of an important time to look hot then when you’re laying on your back? I’m not talking about your ‘phuck face’, I’m talking about when you’re on your back and your face naturally gravitates towards the floor. Because of this, your face changes. I’ve been with a few girls who’ve taken on a completely new look. And I’m not talking about the Lil’ Bo Peep outfit I make her wear…

The chin tucks in a bit more… the eyes slant a bit more towards the ground, the hair falls differently. Not to mention you’re looking at them from a different angle too. You’re on top of them looking down.

So to make sure you’re putting on a good face. Affix a mirror to the ceiling. If anything it’ll distract you from looking at their face completely, and vice versa.

Remember, “gravity always wins” !


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